A scooterist walks into a bar wearing his patched up bomber jacket, maroon DMs and a parrot on his shoulder. He orders a Pint of bitter and a shot of Whiskey, the barman pours them out and asks “that’s really colourful where did you find it?” To which the Parrot replies “Isle of White docks,… Continue reading Mod with a parrot.
That’s right folks, the less enjoyable end of the year for motorcycling is just over the horizon, if not here already. Whether you are someone that rides your motorbike all year round – be it raining, snowing or gale force winds – or someone that only rides during the dry(er) summer months, then there are… Continue reading Prepare Your Motorcycle For Winter.
Below is the official message received by all M.O.T testers (in ALL classes) country wide regarding pre-1960 MOT exemption….. Item 3: Pre 1960 Exemption From MOT From 18 November 2012 classic and historic vehicles, those manufactured before 1 January 1960, will be exempted from the MOT test. Classic and historic vehicles are often very well… Continue reading Official comformation of pre-1960 MOT exemption
A police officer pulled over two nuns riding on a motorcycle, and said to the rider, ‘Ma’am, you’re driving much too slowly, could you please drive faster?” The nun says, ‘Oh, I saw the sign with the “21” and assumed the speed limit was 21 km/h”. The officer explains: ‘No ma’am, the speed limit is… Continue reading Speeding nuns!
A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, “It’s not a ship”. The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, “It’s not a boat”. The speck gets even closer and he thinks, “It’s not a raft”.… Continue reading Man stranded on a desert island