Mod with a parrot.

A scooterist walks into a bar wearing his patched up bomber jacket, maroon DMs and a parrot on his shoulder. He orders a Pint of bitter and a shot of Whiskey, the barman pours them out and asks “that’s really colourful where did you find it?” To which the Parrot replies “Isle of White docks,… Continue reading Mod with a parrot.

Speeding nuns!

A police officer pulled over two nuns riding on a motorcycle, and said to the rider, ‘Ma’am, you’re driving much too slowly, could you please drive faster?” The nun says, ‘Oh, I saw the sign with the “21” and assumed the speed limit was 21 km/h”. The officer explains: ‘No ma’am, the speed limit is… Continue reading Speeding nuns!