A Motorcycle mechanic was removing a cylinder head from one of the bikes at his shop when a well-known heart surgeon pulled in. The service manager told the surgeon to have a seat & he would be right with him. The surgeon sat down in one of the chairs and watched the mechanic work. The… Continue reading The Mechanic & The Surgeon
A scooterist walks into a bar wearing his patched up bomber jacket, maroon DMs and a parrot on his shoulder. He orders a Pint of bitter and a shot of Whiskey, the barman pours them out and asks “that’s really colourful where did you find it?” To which the Parrot replies “Isle of White docks,… Continue reading Mod with a parrot.
A police officer pulled over two nuns riding on a motorcycle, and said to the rider, ‘Ma’am, you’re driving much too slowly, could you please drive faster?” The nun says, ‘Oh, I saw the sign with the “21” and assumed the speed limit was 21 km/h”. The officer explains: ‘No ma’am, the speed limit is… Continue reading Speeding nuns!
A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, “It’s not a ship”. The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, “It’s not a boat”. The speck gets even closer and he thinks, “It’s not a raft”.… Continue reading Man stranded on a desert island